Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact. The most sober thing a drunk person could say
July 30th, 2014 // 207,270 notes
- Person: um... You do realise that tattoos will be on your skin forever?
- Me: sorry what?
- Are you fucking seriou...
- What the f...
- MUMMMMMMM. YOU DIDNT TELL ME THAT SHIT WAS PERMANENT.
July 30th, 2014 // 462 notes
dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
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